Monday Morning Piss Heater: Gold Glove Edition

The Gold Gloves were announced yesterday and your Kansas City Royals took home two trophies as Andrew Benintendi and Michael A. Taylor each won for their respective positions.

To celebrate, sit back, relax, and put the highlights of the best defensive AL left fielder ever in your eye holes.

Forward that email to someone else because that’s not your department, tell Karen in HR to stop spreading gossip and do some actual work for once, and tell the attendance monitor at your kid’s school it’s none of her damn business why you kept your boy home from school on Friday.

This is your week to dominate.