Your week is here. Your week to tell everyone you’ll “circle back on this after the holidays” has come. This week is free money. No one works. Everyone is checked out. You know it, your coworkers know it, your boss knows it.
Celebrate by watching Ralphie from A Christmas Story pummel Scut Farkus like he’s a non-power-5 opponent. Channel your rage from your year end meeting where Stacy The MBA keeps referring “to your point”, and taking all the credit for everyone else’s ideas into Ralphie. This week is yours. You’ve earned it.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.