Please Let These Awful Nebraska Uniforms Be Real

Nebraska is a land of rich history and culture. Corn and football. They are (allegedly) about to release these uniforms on all of us. I gotta say, these are so horrendously incredible that I think they should move to them full time.

A lot of programs don’t have the balls to fully lean in on the delightfully white trash aspects of their brand, but Nebraska goes all in on the caricature of their state’s population. Beefy, white, Arian-looking farmers.

I know someone in your SID strategically leaked this, but don’t let the haters sway you. You need to wear this for every home game this year. Show the people what you’re all about. Let your freak flag fly, Nubs.