Monday Morning Piss Heater: It’s Not Your Fault

Let the numbness consume you. Replay the missed tackle, the blown sack, and the second half play calling in your mind again and again. There is no midnight rule this week. Your grandkids needs to feel this one.

We want three mock drafts per day minimum from you. Envision a defense without Clark, Niemann, Hitchens, and Sorensen. Envision a play caller that won’t abandon the run when it’s the only thing that’s working. Envision your star quarterback not playing the worst half of his life while holding a two-score lead at home for a chance to go to the Super Bowl.

But first, soak in your sorrow and sob in the shower. There will be no glory this year. But it’s not your fault.